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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

What kind of pie did George Washington like most?
– Cherry pie.

What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?
– A pie-rate.

What type of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
– A Moray!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?
– Because it needed a filling.

Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…

Who will you call to bake the tastiest apple pies?
– Granny Smith.

Why did the other pies stop playing with Pecan Pie during recess?
– Because it was nuts.

How far is the nearest pie shop?
– Only 3.14 miles.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– “Good-pie, everyone!”

What did the banshee get for Halloween dessert?
– Boo-berry pie and I-scream!

Did you hear of the man who robbed a pie shop?
– He was put into custardy.

What will a pie chart on procrastination look like?
– I’m still planning to make it.

How do you make pumpkin pie?
– Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin.

Why did the cherry pie and apple pie break up?
– They were having crust issues.

Did you hear of the pastries that used to terrorize the West Indies?
– They are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

A mathematician’s favorite dessert is?
– A Pi.

What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger?
– Life of Pie.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?
– Somewhere over the rainbow.

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