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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?
– It was a desserted island.

How was the Thanksgiving sweet potato pie?
– Absolutely yamtastic!

What can a full pie do that half a pie can’t?
– Look round.

A pie walks into a bar…
– The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve dessert.”

The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7.

If five kids can eat ten apple pies in an hour, how many pies can two kids eat?
– Zero since the five kids ate all the pies.

Who saved the town from the Pie Attack?
– The Pie’d Piper of Hamlin.

What will happen if one divides an ice cream bowl’s circumference by the diameter?
– You’ll get a pi a la mode.

What kind of dessert is an Egyptian pie?
– The kind mummy used to make.

What made the apple pie cry?
– Someone had hurt its peelings.

Which band did the Pie like the most?
– S-pie-ce Girls.

Who was the detective that solved the math problem?
– Magnum PI.

What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street?
– Occu-pie.

What did George Washington like for his Thanksgiving dessert?
– A cherry pie.

Why was the potato pie a part of so many arguments?
– Because it was full of agi-taters.

Why did the pie cross the road?
– She was meat and potato.

Why did the pie cross the road?
– Because it was meat & potato.

What would you name a pizza with pineapples as toppings?
– A pie-napple pizza.

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