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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

What made the apple pie cry?
– Someone had hurt its peelings.

Which band did the Pie like the most?
– S-pie-ce Girls.

Who was the detective that solved the math problem?
– Magnum PI.

What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street?
– Occu-pie.

What did George Washington like for his Thanksgiving dessert?
– A cherry pie.

Why was the potato pie a part of so many arguments?
– Because it was full of agi-taters.

Why did the pie cross the road?
– She was meat and potato.

Why did the pie cross the road?
– Because it was meat & potato.

What would you name a pizza with pineapples as toppings?
– A pie-napple pizza.

What is a pie’s favorite sort of event?
– A meat and grit.

What did the Home Science teacher say when the Math teacher said pi r square?
– She agitatedly responded: No, pies are not square, they are only round.

Where does Dorothy from Oz weigh a pie?
– Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!

What’s better than a round of these funny jokes on pie after a hearty dinner?

Why did the man eat a Pecan Pie in the bank?
– Because the man wanted to eat rich food.

What is Pi Day’s official mascot?
– A pi-thon.

What do you get if you cross a train engine with a blueberry pie?
– Puff pastry.

What made the dessert excited?
– Winning the first pies in the competition.

What did the barkeep say to the pie?
– “Sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

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