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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

What would you call a film DVD with 3.14 stars?
– A pi-rated movie.

How can you tell if someone spiked your chocolate pie with alcohol?
– The proof is in the pudding.

What will happen if you mix an apple pie with a Christmas tree?
– You’ll get a pine-apple pie.

What do you feel after having a lot of tasty pie?
– Hap-pie!

How do you make a gold pie?
– You put 14 carrots on it.

Why did the apple pie cry?
– Its peelings were hurt.

How did the audience cheer the Apple Pie for its sensational performance?
– With apple-ause! Encore!

Did you know I have a pie truck that I drive around town?
– The pumpkin pie is $4, and the meat pie is for $8. These are the Pie-Rates of the Car I Be In!

How do you compliment a math nerd?
– Just call them a “qt pi”.

What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
– Have you ever tried worm pie?

Why did the pie go to the dentist?
– He needed a filling.

Why should we not disturb a fashion designer when they’re eating apple pie and ice cream?
– Because they’re a la mode.

Where will Dorothy calculate the weight of her dessert?
– Somewhere over the rainbow, Weigh a pie!

Why should someone never speak to a pi?
– He will go on forever.

What do sharks eat for dessert?
– Octo-pie.

What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert?
– A banana cream pie.

What happens when you take out the p from pie?
– It explains itself.

How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie?
– It’s gourd-geous.

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