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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2024

What do you get if you chase a pie around the garden?
– Puff pastry.

Why shouldn’t you overeat pumpkin pie during Fall?
– You will get autummy ache.

What is a shark’s favorite dessert?
– Octo-pie!

Did you know why the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was called Sir Cumference?
– This was because he had way too much pumpkin pi.

What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?
– Banana cream pie.

What did the pie tell his wife?
– I will never dessert you.

Name the sailor who loves spinach pie?
– Po-pie the Sailor Man!

A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas. A slice of pie is $3 in Jamaica.
– Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie.
– But some people may say that’s irrational.

What did the apple tell the pie?
– You have some crust on you.

What do you call a pie that loves to go to the gym?
– A buff pastry.

What was Newton’s most favorite dessert?
– An apple pi.

Why did the apple pie join the circus?
– It loved all the apple-ause.

Bloke down the pub sold me a DVD. It had 3.14 stars.
– I think it was pi-rated.

What would you call an apple pie train?
– A puff pastry.

How did the ghost scold her child when she ate her cherry pie really fast?
– Quit goblin up your dessert!

Why did the police take away pumpkin pi’s driver’s license?
– Because he did not know when to stop.

What did the man say when he took a bite of sweet potato pie?
– “This is so yammy!”

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