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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

What do you call a dessert that flies a plane?
– A pie-lot.

What do you get if you weigh half a pumpkin pi?
– 1.57 pounds.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
– Puff pastry.

Why was everyone sad for the Thanksgiving dessert?
– It had ex-pie-red!

How do you cure a person with a pie allergy?
– Use an E-pie pen on them.

Did you know overeating pie is not a sin?
– Because the sin of pi is always zero.

What kind of pie did George Washington like most?
– Cherry pie.

What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?
– A pie-rate.

What type of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
– A Moray!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?
– Because it needed a filling.

Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…

Who will you call to bake the tastiest apple pies?
– Granny Smith.

Why did the other pies stop playing with Pecan Pie during recess?
– Because it was nuts.

How far is the nearest pie shop?
– Only 3.14 miles.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
– “Good-pie, everyone!”

What did the banshee get for Halloween dessert?
– Boo-berry pie and I-scream!

Did you hear of the man who robbed a pie shop?
– He was put into custardy.

What will a pie chart on procrastination look like?
– I’m still planning to make it.

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