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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

What do you call a street full of pies?
– A desserted street.

What happens when you take out the p from pie?
– It explains itself.

How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie?
– It’s gourd-geous.

What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie?
– “You’re nuts!”

What did the monkey get for Thanksgiving dessert?
– A banana cream pie.

How does an Egyptian like his Pie?
– Any way mummy makes it.

What would you gift a math teacher on their birthday?
– A 3.14-pound pie.

What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a crustacean?
– A crab apple pie.

What do you get if you chase a pie around the garden?
– Puff pastry.

What is the most beautiful pie?
– A pumpkin pie, since it is gourd-geous!

What is a shark’s favorite dessert?
– Octo-pie!

Did you know why the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was called Sir Cumference?
– This was because he had way too much pumpkin pi.

What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?
– Banana cream pie.

Why shouldn’t you overeat pumpkin pie during Fall?
– You will get autummy ache.

Name the sailor who loves spinach pie?
– Po-pie the Sailor Man!

A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas. A slice of pie is $3 in Jamaica.
– Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie.
– But some people may say that’s irrational.

What did the pie tell his wife?
– I will never dessert you.

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