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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2025

What do you call a street full of pies?
– A desserted street.

What’s better than a round of these funny jokes on pie after a hearty dinner?

Why did the man eat a Pecan Pie in the bank?
– Because the man wanted to eat rich food.

What is Pi Day’s official mascot?
– A pi-thon.

What do you get if you cross a train engine with a blueberry pie?
– Puff pastry.

What made the dessert excited?
– Winning the first pies in the competition.

What did the barkeep say to the pie?
– “Sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t?
– It can look around.

I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.

What did the cherry pie say at the end of fall dinner?
– Good-pie!

What do you call a dessert that flies a plane?
– A pie-lot.

What do you get if you weigh half a pumpkin pi?
– 1.57 pounds.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
– Puff pastry.

Why was everyone sad for the Thanksgiving dessert?
– It had ex-pie-red!

How do you cure a person with a pie allergy?
– Use an E-pie pen on them.

Did you know overeating pie is not a sin?
– Because the sin of pi is always zero.

What kind of pie did George Washington like most?
– Cherry pie.

What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?
– A pie-rate.

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