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Pickleball jokes 🏓 in 2025

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always late? A tardy pickle.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always laughing? A giggling pickle.

Why did the pickleball player wear a raincoat to the court? Because it was a dilluge.

Why did the pickleball player bring a dictionary to the court? To understand all the pickleball terminology.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always making excuses? A pickled whiner.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always cheerful? A happy-go-lucky pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a whistle to the court? To blow the whistle on those pickleball fouls.

Why did the pickleball player bring a bag of ice to the court? To cool down after a heated pickleball match.

What do you call a pickleball player who can’t stop talking? A chatty gherkin.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always thirsty? A parched pickle.

Why did the pickleball player refuse to play on a windy day? Because they didn’t want to be in a pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a compass to the court? To make sure they were always headed in the right direction.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always scared? A timid pickle.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always ready? A prepared pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a magnifying glass to the court? To see those tiny pickle lines.

Why did the pickleball player bring a pen to the court? To sign autographs after a pickleball victory.

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