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Pickleball jokes 🏓 in 2025

What do you call a pickleball player who can’t stop talking? A chatty gherkin.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always thirsty? A parched pickle.

Why did the pickleball player refuse to play on a windy day? Because they didn’t want to be in a pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a compass to the court? To make sure they were always headed in the right direction.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always scared? A timid pickle.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always ready? A prepared pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a magnifying glass to the court? To see those tiny pickle lines.

Why did the pickleball player bring a pen to the court? To sign autographs after a pickleball victory.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always happy? A jolly dill.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always on the defensive? A guarded pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a ruler to the court? To measure those pickleball nets.

Why did the pickleball player bring a bag of crackers to the court? To snack on some pickles.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always overconfident? A big dill.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always forgetful? A forgetful pickle.

Why did the pickleball player bring a calculator to the court? To calculate their pickleball IQ.

Why did the pickleball player bring a notebook to the court? To take notes on their pickleball opponents.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always tired? A sleepy pickle.

What do you call a pickleball player who’s always smiling? A cheerful pickle.

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