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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2025

What is a cucumber that belongs to rainforests called?
– Tro-pickle.

Where is the Liberty Dill found?
– In Phila-dill-phia.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
– What a daffy dill!

What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
– A crocodill.

Why are bananas better than pickles?
– Because they have a-peel.

How would you challenge cannibals when they start drowning you in vinegar?
– Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?

Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist?
– Salvador Dilli.

Why do pickles wear glasses?
– They’re legally brined.

What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
– Dill ’em in.
– This guy makes a small math error on a report he’s written. His boss is mad and tries to belittle him in front of his peers.

Why did pickles cross the street?
– Because it was green.

What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
– Pickleodeon.

What’s green and got two wheels?
– A motorpickle.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
– A hill-dilly.

What would the favorite book of pickles be?
– To Dill a Mockingbird.

What musical instrument would cucumbers be good at?
– A pickle-o.

What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
– You chuckle.

Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
– The dillership.

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