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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2024

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– “Rise and brine!”
– Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor.

Why would cats be afraid of cucumber at the pickle factory?
– Because they are cooler than cats.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

What do a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick have in common?
– You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.

Why are there no sea cucumbers in the dead sea?
– Because they’re sea pickles.
– I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can’t get it out.
– I’m in a right pickle!

What would happen if you got vinegar in the ear?
– A case of pickled hearing.

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– They’re well-bread.

Why do gerkhins giggle a lot?
– Because they’re pickle-ish.

What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– With the jarring process.

What is it that a positive pickle always says?
– I relish this idea.

What’s green and pecks on trees?
– Woody Wood Pickle.

What did one say to the other?
– Dill with it!
– I ate a sour pickle about an hour ago.
– It wasn’t that dill-icious.

How do pickles enjoy a day out?
– They relish it.

Why would gherkins giggle a lot?
– They are always feeling pickleish.

What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.
– It was jarring.

Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
– They’re pickle-ish.

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