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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2024

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– They’re well-bread.

I just came back from the state fair where I saw the world’s smallest pickle.
– It was no big dill.

Why didn’t the cucumber want to be a pickle?
– Because it was a sour pickle.

I always get pickle and chutney mixed up.
– It makes me chuckle.

What do you call a pickle doctor?
– A dill pusher.

What did the arrogant pickle say?
– I’m kind of a big dill.

What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
– A tro-pickle fish.

Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist?
– Salvador Dilli.

What is green, sweet, and has two wheels?
– A sweet motorpickle.

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– “Rise and brine!”
– Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor.

Why would cats be afraid of cucumber at the pickle factory?
– Because they are cooler than cats.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

What do a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick have in common?
– You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.

Why are there no sea cucumbers in the dead sea?
– Because they’re sea pickles.
– I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can’t get it out.
– I’m in a right pickle!

What would happen if you got vinegar in the ear?
– A case of pickled hearing.

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– They’re well-bread.

Why do gerkhins giggle a lot?
– Because they’re pickle-ish.

What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

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