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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2025

How do you describe a pickle-making process for cucumbers?
– You say it goes through a jarring experience.

How do pickles enjoy a day out?
– They relish it.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?
– A hill-dilly.

What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
– A sweet dill.
– I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
– The guy asked me for a sand wedge.
– I don’t think he likes pickle.

What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?
– A tro-pickle.

How did the pickle mother greet her children in the morning?
– “Rise and brine, my darlings.”

Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
– Because the door was ajar.

If Santa had sex with a pickle, what would they call their baby?
– Claussen.

What would a happy pickle greet someone with?
– You are such a dill-ight to talk to.

Why are pickles in the sandwiches polite?
– Because they have been well bread.

Why is the pickle container always open?
– Because it’s ajar.

What’s the difference between a pickle and a therapist?
– If you don’t know, you ought to stop talking to your pickle!

How do you call a pickle at the liberty dill?
– You don’t, pickles don’t listen.

What do you call a pickle doctor?
– A dill pusher.

What’s green and pecks on trees?
– Woody Wood Pickle.

Why was the customer unhappy with the pickle?
– It was an under-cooked one—a totally raw-dill.

Why didn’t the pickle prefer traveling a lot?
– Because it goes through a jarring experience for it.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– I relish our time together.

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