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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2025

Why was the customer unhappy with the pickle?
– It was an under-cooked one—a totally raw-dill.

Why didn’t the pickle prefer traveling a lot?
– Because it goes through a jarring experience for it.

What did the pickle say to the lemon?
– I relish our time together.

When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I’d had enough.
– “Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted.

Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?
– Pickle-dilly Square.

What is a cucumber that belongs to rainforests called?
– Tro-pickle.

Where is the Liberty Dill found?
– In Phila-dill-phia.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
– What a daffy dill!

What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
– A crocodill.

Why are bananas better than pickles?
– Because they have a-peel.

How would you challenge cannibals when they start drowning you in vinegar?
– Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?

Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist?
– Salvador Dilli.

Why do pickles wear glasses?
– They’re legally brined.

What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
– Dill ’em in.
– This guy makes a small math error on a report he’s written. His boss is mad and tries to belittle him in front of his peers.

What would the favorite book of pickles be?
– To Dill a Mockingbird.

Why did pickles cross the street?
– Because it was green.

What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
– Pickleodeon.

What’s green and got two wheels?
– A motorpickle.

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