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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2024

What would you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
– A really big dill.

How does pickle appreciate lemon?
– Saying, “I truly relish our sweet time together.”

Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?
– Pickle-dilly Square.

What do you call a pickle lullaby?
– A cucumber slumber number.
– If you see a man-eating cucumber, run away!
– If you stick around, you could end up in a pickle.

How do pickles enjoy their day off?
– They relish it.

Where would the cucumber go to have a few drinks?
– The salad bar.

What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
– Road dill.

What did the pickle say to the cat?
– Nothing; pickles can’t talk.

On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
– Vlasic rock.
– I’ve been feeling really down recently so I thought I’d cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
– But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said “reject if depressed”, so now I’m off to take an overdose.

What business would work best for pickles?
– Opening a dilly-catessen!

What is the difference between your psychiatrist and a pickle?
– Well, if you don’t know, then you need to stop having conversations with your pickle.

What did the pickle do when it won the championship?
– He just stood there to relish the moment.

What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
– Road dill.

Where can one find a liberty dill?
– In Phila-dill-phia.

How would a pickle enjoy a ‘pickles day out’?
– They will relish it.

What do you call a pickle you got on a budget?
– A sweet dill.

Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
– They’re well-bread.

I just came back from the state fair where I saw the world’s smallest pickle.
– It was no big dill.

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