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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2025

What’s green and got two wheels?
– A motorpickle.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
– A hill-dilly.

What would the favorite book of pickles be?
– To Dill a Mockingbird.

What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
– You chuckle.

Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
– The dillership.

What is green and flies?
– Super Pickle!

What musical instrument would cucumbers be good at?
– A pickle-o.

A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…
– It was the dill of the day.

What did one cucumber seed say to the other?
– We’re in a bit of a pickle.

She shouts angrily, “If you had 4 pickles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?”
– The guy replies, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 pickles.”

What’s a pickle sale called?
– It is called a sweet dill for all.

If a pickle was to visit London, what would their favorite place be?
– Pickle-dilly square.

Why is a banana better than a pickle?
– Because bananas have a strong a-peel, pickles don’t.

What did the pickle say when he was told he was going into a salad?
– I relish the thought.

Why did Costco stop selling 5 gallon jars of pickles?
– Shelving them was cucumbersome.

What’s a pickle’s life philosophy?
– Never a dill moment.

What would a pickle’s life motto be?
– Never have a dill moment.

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