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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2024

What’s black, white, green, black, and white?
– Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
– Pickleodeon.
– I’m going to start a company that makes medium sized pickles.
– Not to brag or anything but it’s kind of a big dill.

Where is the Liberty Dill found?
– In Phila-dill-phia.

How can one keep pickles in the door?
– When they are ajar.

What’s green and got two wheels?
– A motorpickle.

My pickle order was totally under-cooked.
– I got a really raw dill.

What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad?
– I relish the thought.

What is the rudest thing an arrogant pickle would say?
– “I am kind of a big dill, love!”

What would you name something that is green and pecks at the tree?
– Woody wood-pickle.

Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
– They’re pickle-ish.

I was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and rice.
– I wish he’d stop taking sides.

What’s a pickle’s favorite book?
– To Dill A Mockingbird.

How do you describe a pickle-making process for cucumbers?
– You say it goes through a jarring experience.

How do pickles enjoy a day out?
– They relish it.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?
– A hill-dilly.

What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
– A sweet dill.
– I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
– The guy asked me for a sand wedge.
– I don’t think he likes pickle.

What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?
– A tro-pickle.

How did the pickle mother greet her children in the morning?
– “Rise and brine, my darlings.”

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