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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2024

Why do pickles wear glasses?
– They’re legally brined.

What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
– Dill ’em in.
– This guy makes a small math error on a report he’s written. His boss is mad and tries to belittle him in front of his peers.

What would the favorite book of pickles be?
– To Dill a Mockingbird.

Why did pickles cross the street?
– Because it was green.

What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
– Pickleodeon.

What’s green and got two wheels?
– A motorpickle.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
– A hill-dilly.

What musical instrument would cucumbers be good at?
– A pickle-o.

What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
– You chuckle.

Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
– Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
– The dillership.

What is green and flies?
– Super Pickle!

What’s a pickle sale called?
– It is called a sweet dill for all.

If a pickle was to visit London, what would their favorite place be?
– Pickle-dilly square.

A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…
– It was the dill of the day.

What did one cucumber seed say to the other?
– We’re in a bit of a pickle.

She shouts angrily, “If you had 4 pickles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?”
– The guy replies, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 pickles.”

What would a pickle’s life motto be?
– Never have a dill moment.

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