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Pickle Jokes 🥒 in 2025

Why do gerkhins giggle a lot?
– Because they’re pickle-ish.

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What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
– With the jarring process.

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What is it that a positive pickle always says?
– I relish this idea.

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What’s green and pecks on trees?
– Woody Wood Pickle.

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What did one say to the other?
– Dill with it!
– I ate a sour pickle about an hour ago.
– It wasn’t that dill-icious.

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How do pickles enjoy a day out?
– They relish it.

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Why would gherkins giggle a lot?
– They are always feeling pickleish.

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What’s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

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I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.
– It was jarring.

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Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
– They’re pickle-ish.

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What is a pickle from the backwoods called?
– A hill-dilly.

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What would you call something that is green and flies?
– A super pickle.

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A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table…
– He says, “Dill me in.”

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A lorry carrying brine has crashed on the motorway.
– Drivers are described as being in a bit of a pickle.

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What did the arrogant pickle say?
– I’m kind of a big dill.

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What did the non-believer pickle say?
– You are gherkin my chain.

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What would a pickle say after winning a competition?
– I want to relish this moment.

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