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Piano jokes 🎹 in 2025

A young man was reprimanded for not hitting the right notes during his performance. Due to the gravity of his mistakes, he was forced to deal with choir consequences.

What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
– A natural major

Beethoven was still taking a lot of musical notes even when he was dead.
– He was decomposing.

The piano accidentally fell down the stairs and hurt his foot.
– For the next 30 minutes, he just tried to rubato.

What did a piano player say to a tightrope walker?
– You better C sharp or you’ll B flat!

“The piano has been drinking, not me”. – Tom Waits

The music composer was a notorious thief who regularly stole other people’s compositions.
– He made sure to never leave a note.

I accidentally messed up at my piano recital. It turns out it was A minor mistake.

What type of music are balloons scared of?
– Pop music!

My friend’s piano broke down last week. Now it just likes to stay low key.

You should never tell a piano too many of your secrets.
– If you tell them too much, they become really Mendlesohm.

Even after buying ten different pairs of choir garments, the woman felt no choir’s remorse.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
– A-flat minor.

Are your parents bugging you to do the post-Christmas washing up? Reply with, ‘It’s just not my forte,’ followed by a hair flick and a dramatic exit. That’ll work.

The piano decided to surprise his wife one evening with a new musical piece.
– “Well, that was impromptu,” she exclaimed.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
– Because they always ran around going “Bach! Bach!”

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