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Piano jokes 🎹 in 2025

Two piano players were having a really big fight in the college hallway.
– When one of the professors tried to intervene, a student stopped him. “I want to see how this plays out”, he said.

A man was having a lot of trouble locating his roommates E-Flat and G and was rushing around town looking for them. His friends said that he looked “keyed up”.

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
– Because she broke the record!

What do you call a laughing piano?

– Yamaha-ha-ha.

You should never book an appointment with a piano player because they string everyone along.

The choir boy got into treble because he was predisposed to violins.

What makes pirates such good singers?
– They can hit the high Cs!

What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist?
– People drop money in your drink.

My parents didn’t have to force me to take piano lessons.
– I took them on my own a-chord.

The piano player was new to the city of Harlem.
– So when the club owner asked him to play according to their style, he decided to take a stride turn.

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
– Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

The piano ain’t got no wrong notes.

The piano couldn’t understand why his wife was so mad at him for damaging the car.
– Sometimes, he’s really tone-deaf.

You should always read the safety sign before entering a dangerous musical competition. If you don’t, you might soon B flat.

Why was the piano invented?
– So the pianist would have a place to put his coffee.

Did you hear the one about Count Dracula learning to play piano?

– His Bach was worse than his bite.

The piano player was trying to practice before his performance, but he couldn’t stop fidgeting.
– When someone asked him what happened, he replied, “I can’t find my keys!”.

The girl joined the musical ensemble because she wanted to fulfill a choir purpose.

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