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Piano jokes 🎹 in 2025

Piano is not my forte

The poor college student had to sell his expensive piano because he went Baroque.

The music teacher warned her class with a sign that said, “Don’t drop a piano on your foot, otherwise it might B flat”.

Why are pianos so hard to open?
– The keys are inside.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

– Flat Minor

Piano players who also go birdwatching in their free time always need to ensure that they C Sharp.

The choir was on the lookout for a great tenor. So they made sure to visit the ATM when they had their next break.

Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
– She wanted to reach the high notes!

What do you call a goat that plays the piano?
– Billy Joel.

Pianos are difficult to break into because they have a lot of keys.

Any musician who can fix his own piano deserves a gold pedal.

Where do pianists go on vacation?
– The Florida Keys.

Don’t date a piano technician, he’ll just string you along

What do you call a laughing piano?
– Yama-hahaha.

The middle school string quartet can’t enter the adult bar convention because they don’t serve minors.

Why was the piano player arrested?
– Because he got into treble.

Why is crossing the street like playing the piano?

– You need to C# or else you will Bb. (You need to see sharp or else you will be flat – for you amateurs…)

The only way to climb a high piano is to scale it.

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