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Piano jokes 🎹 in 2025

My friend’s piano broke down last week. Now it just likes to stay low key.

You should never tell a piano too many of your secrets.
– If you tell them too much, they become really Mendlesohm.

Even after buying ten different pairs of choir garments, the woman felt no choir’s remorse.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
– A-flat minor.

Are your parents bugging you to do the post-Christmas washing up? Reply with, ‘It’s just not my forte,’ followed by a hair flick and a dramatic exit. That’ll work.

The piano decided to surprise his wife one evening with a new musical piece.
– “Well, that was impromptu,” she exclaimed.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
– Because they always ran around going “Bach! Bach!”

“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”
– Bob Hope talking about Phyllis Diller’s playing

The musician had a lot of problems, so she could never make it to work on time.
– She had a lot of treble in her personal life.

Piano teachers can never forgive students that commit A major error.

Two people are walking down the street. One is a pianist; the other didn’t have any money either.

What did the pianist say to the tightrope walker?

– You’d better C-sharp otherwise you’ll B-flat!

Two piano thieves were looting the city’s best music store when they heard the sound of someone entering.
– They had to quickly go into Haydn.

A boy was rushing to reach his choir class in time.
– He couldn’t afford to waste even a second because every minuete counts in a choir.

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
– Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.

The locksmith was a great piano teacher because he was always aware of the correct key.

The search for the piano killer was on, and the police were scrambling for clues.
– They had analyzed the killer’s notes, but they could not pinpoint a single motif.

Did you hear about the pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
– He was playing by ear.

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