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Pi Day jokes in 2025

Did you know?
– That 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates?

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

– Pi in the sky.

After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography!

Do you know what is PI rate….???
– Well it is 3.14% of sailors.

What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about the number pi?
– We can say that he is an as-pi-ring mathematician!

Why did pi fail its driving test?
– Because it didn’t know when to stop.

What’s the math teacher’s favorite dessert?
– Pi.

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
– Probably.

What was the favorite dessert dish of the renowned scientist, Sir Isaac Newton?
– He would always love to have a fresh dish of Apple Pi!

The mathematician was on a diet but he was not opposed to eating chocolate pie. This is because he knew that in each slice there was a nominal calorie amounting to 3.14!

Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field?
– When he rounded them up, he had 100.

How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
– 3.14.

On Pi Day, I wish that you always able to solve all your Mathematics problems with ease….. Best wishes to you my dear.

My girlfriend said we should split up because of my job as a PI
– I said, ‘Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.’

What do you call it when someone gets a huge tattoo of pi on their face?
– An irrational decision.

Can you recite pi?

– Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…

If today is really Pi Day, it would never end.

Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn’t last.
– Their last big fight:
e^x: “Pi, I can never figure you out!”

Pi: “Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!”

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