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Pi Day jokes in 2025

I used to wonder if it is Pi Day or Pie Day, not because I m a foodie but because Math is sometimes scary…. Happy Pi Day!!!

I tried to memorize 100 digits of pi today
– But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?
– “I don’t want to repeat myself.”

Why isn’t pi on Twitter?

– Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.

What’s a nerd’s favorite dessert?
– Raspberry pie.

It’s only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now.
– We’ll have come full circle then.

When pi was making illogical arguments in the debate with fellow numbers, what did the other say?
– They said, “Poor pi! He can’t help himself from being irrational!”

What did pi say in a spat with its spouse?
– You’re being irrational.

Why did pi get its driver’s license revoked?
– Because it didn’t know when to stop.

Three statisticians go out hunting together…
…After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, “We got him!”

Seriously people need to stop with the pi day jokes.
– I’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already

After years and years of rumors, the Pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to its auto-pi-ography!

Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?
– Because they must be plotting something.

What do you get when you cross a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
– A cow pi.

I don’t understand why people are celebrating pi day.
– It’s irrational.

What happens when a jack-o-lantern becomes very studious and gets a doctorate degree in math?
– What happens is that it turns into a pumpkin pi!

Did you know?
– That 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates?

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

– Pi in the sky.

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