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Pi Day jokes in 2025

What do you call it when someone gets a huge tattoo of pi on their face?
– An irrational decision.

Can you recite pi?

– Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…

If today is really Pi Day, it would never end.

Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn’t last.
– Their last big fight:
e^x: “Pi, I can never figure you out!”

Pi: “Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!”

What is the name of the Dutch soccer player who loves math?
– His name is Memphis Day-Pi!

What is the official animal of Pi Day?
– The pi-thon.

What is the most mathematical type of snake?
– A pi-thon.

How do mathematicians scold their children?
– “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer….
– But the printer always jams!

Seeing everybody join social media, Pi was once inspired to join Twitter. However, it was majorly disappointed because a tweet only had 280 characters and that would never be enough to express itself!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
– He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What is that one movie that pi likes to watch at any day, any time?
– Life of Pi.

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.
– So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of paper and hand it in. Everyone finished in 2 minutes, and they all went to break.

When they came back, the teacher was furious. I had turned out they have all written ‘3141592653’. All the digits were correct of course, but the decimal point was missing.

The students couldnt figure out their mistake, so the professor gave up and written down the correct 10 digits of pi. But alas, the students still couldnt see the problem. Finally, the professor sat down, took off his glasses and sighed.

“You guys are all missing the point!”

When the pi fell sick after getting food poisoning on pi day, what medicine did the doctor prescribe to it?
– The doctor gave him anti-pi-otics to have!

What did pi say to its sweetheart?
– You look radian today.

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

Seriously, people need to stop with the Pi Day jokes. I’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.

If you want a Moon Pi then all you need to do is take green cheese and then simply divide the circumference by the diameter.

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