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Pi Day jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
– He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What is that one movie that pi likes to watch at any day, any time?
– Life of Pi.

A maths professor was struggling to teach his student the first 10 numbers of pi.
– So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of paper and hand it in. Everyone finished in 2 minutes, and they all went to break.

When they came back, the teacher was furious. I had turned out they have all written ‘3141592653’. All the digits were correct of course, but the decimal point was missing.

The students couldnt figure out their mistake, so the professor gave up and written down the correct 10 digits of pi. But alas, the students still couldnt see the problem. Finally, the professor sat down, took off his glasses and sighed.

“You guys are all missing the point!”

When the pi fell sick after getting food poisoning on pi day, what medicine did the doctor prescribe to it?
– The doctor gave him anti-pi-otics to have!

What did pi say to its sweetheart?
– You look radian today.

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

Seriously, people need to stop with the Pi Day jokes. I’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.

If you want a Moon Pi then all you need to do is take green cheese and then simply divide the circumference by the diameter.

I was at this maritime history class and the professor revealed some very interesting facts. He said that of the sailors in the 22/7 percent of them were pi-rates!

Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?
– Because they’ll never meet.

How many bakers does it take to bake a pi? 3.14.

What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
– A cow pi.

What is the name of the animal that is known in the animal kingdom to celebrate Pi Day?
– The name of this animal is Pithon!

Last weekend, Pi again got into a driving accident. He was going way over the acceptable speed limit and was not slowing down and soon got into a crash! The police had to revoke the driving license because Pi never knows when to stop!

Why should you never talk to pi?
– Because he’ll just go on forever.

Can you recite pi?
– Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…

Do you know what is the official animal of Pi Day….. Well the answer is PI thon!!! Happy Pi Day to you.

I know every single digit of pi!
– I just don’t have them in the right order.

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