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Physics Jokes 🌀 in 2025

Why can’t you take electricity to social outings?
-Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
– His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

The frequency of bad physics jokes in this sub..
-It Hertz

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
-Because it’s in the ground state.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose

What do we want? Time travel!
– When do we want it? Irrelevant!

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Where does bad light end up?
-In a prism

Women defy the laws of physics…
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get…

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
-Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

What is the most terrifying word in Nuclear physics?
– Oops!!!!

Did you hear about the physics student who committed suicide by jumping of a building?
-A shame, really. He had so much potential.

A physicist’s favorite bumper sticker:
– Absolute zero is really cool!

Biology tell me you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
– But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

What does a subatomic duck say?
-Quark!

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
– SWAG

What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
– Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

I just learned that my college physics professor had a heart attack and died after climbing Mount Everest….
– It’s so sad. He had so much potential

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