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Physics Jokes 🌀 in 2025

How would you skin Shroedinger’s cat?
-Using an inverse furry transform.

How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.

What is a proof?
-One-half percent of alcohol.

Physics teacher: James, what do you call the standard measurement of power?
James: What?
-Teacher: Oh, I guess you were paying attention.

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!” “Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?”
-Yes, I ‘m absolutely positive.”

What cheese is not yours?
-Nacho Cheese.

Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?
-Friction books.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
-They had no chemistry et. al.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
– An Algorithm

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Why did the physics teacher only allow 3 VIPs to his party?
– Because he only wanted 3 significant figures.

What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs?
-1 Fig Newton

What’s the difference between Quantum Physics and Politics?
– In politics, the results won’t change no matter how you measure them.

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
-They get Bohr’ed.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What did the physicist snack on during lunch?
– A ‘gram’ cracker.

I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test
-As a result, I got an absolute zero.

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