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Physics Jokes 🌀 in 2025

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
-They had no chemistry et. al.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
– An Algorithm

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Why did the physics teacher only allow 3 VIPs to his party?
– Because he only wanted 3 significant figures.

What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs?
-1 Fig Newton

What’s the difference between Quantum Physics and Politics?
– In politics, the results won’t change no matter how you measure them.

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
-They get Bohr’ed.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What did the physicist snack on during lunch?
– A ‘gram’ cracker.

I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test
-As a result, I got an absolute zero.

Why can’t you take electricity to social outings?
-Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
– His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

The frequency of bad physics jokes in this sub..
-It Hertz

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
-Because it’s in the ground state.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose

What do we want? Time travel!
– When do we want it? Irrelevant!

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Where does bad light end up?
-In a prism

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