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Physics Jokes 🌀 in 2025

Why is quantum mechanics the original “original hipster”?
-It described the universe before it was cool.

At my physics exam today, I was asked who discovered the black hole.
-Apparently, Ron Jeremy was not the right answer.

Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
-He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.

Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
– Because it’s in its ground state.

Why did the sun not go to college?
– Because it already had a million degrees!

My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy
– Then i fell down the stairs and lost it all

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicis?
– Let me atom.

Why is quantum physics so much harder than regular physics?
-Because in regular physics, if something can go wrong, it will.

But in quantum physics, if something *could* go wrong, it will.

Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
-Because it conducts itself so well.

Where does bad light end up?
– In a prism.

What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events
-The Wave

Physics is oppressive
– All it does is keep us down.

How would you skin Shroedinger’s cat?
-Using an inverse furry transform.

How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.

What is a proof?
-One-half percent of alcohol.

Physics teacher: James, what do you call the standard measurement of power?
James: What?
-Teacher: Oh, I guess you were paying attention.

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!” “Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?”
-Yes, I ‘m absolutely positive.”

What cheese is not yours?
-Nacho Cheese.

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