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Physics Jokes 🌀 in 2025

What’s the only thing weirder than physics
-A physicist

Am i gravity?
– Bc im letting everyone down.

A Higgs Boson walks into a Church. The priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.
-The particle responds by saying: “But without me, how can you have Mass?

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
– Because that’s where students have the most potential.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Where does bad light end up?
-In a prism

Women defy the laws of physics…
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get…

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
-Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

What is the most terrifying word in Nuclear physics?
– Oops!!!!

Did you hear about the physics student who committed suicide by jumping of a building?
-A shame, really. He had so much potential.

A physicist’s favorite bumper sticker:
– Absolute zero is really cool!

Biology tell me you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
– But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

What does a subatomic duck say?
-Quark!

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
– SWAG

What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
– Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

I just learned that my college physics professor had a heart attack and died after climbing Mount Everest….
– It’s so sad. He had so much potential

What did the quantum physicist say before the bar fight?
-Let me atom!

What is the worst you can say when you are a physics teacher and see a student about to jump from a building?
-“You have so much potential, use it”

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