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Peter Pan jokes in 2025

Why doesn’t Peter Pan play video games? He’s afraid he’ll get hooked!

Why did Peter Pan go to the opera? He wanted to hear the never-ending high notes!

What did Peter Pan say to Wendy at the dance party? You really know how to Hook the crowd!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of clock? One without hands!

What’s Peter Pan’s least favorite season? Fall, because it means landing!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan wear glasses? Because they make him look too grown up!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite type of movie? Ones with a never-ending plot!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of cake? The one that never gets eaten!

Why did Peter Pan flunk at school? Because he never grows up, so he never graduates!

Why did Peter Pan become a philosopher? He wanted to study the concept of never growing up!

Why does Peter Pan always win at chess? Because he always controls the board!

Why did Peter Pan go to the moon? He thought it was another Neverland!

Why did Peter Pan refuse to participate in the race? He never runs, only flies!

Why did Peter Pan join the choir? He wanted to sing never-ending melodies!

Why can’t Peter Pan play hide and seek with his shadow? Because it never hides!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite time of the day? Forever afternoon!

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