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Peter Pan jokes in 2025

Why did Peter Pan get kicked out of the bakery? He kept insisting on Never-ending bread!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of sandwich? The never-ending sandwich!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever tell secrets? Because his shadow always spills the beans!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan go on diets? Because he never wants to lose weight!

Why is Peter Pan a great baseball player? Because he always makes a home run to Neverland!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite part of a song? The never-ending chorus!

What does Peter Pan say when he’s surprised? “Well flutter my fairies!”

Why doesn’t Peter Pan use a GPS? Because he never wants to land!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan play cards? Because he’s afraid of the Hook!

Why did Peter Pan make a terrible DJ? He always lost track of time!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite exercise? The one that never ends!

Why did Peter Pan refuse to do chores? He said they would make him grow up!

Why did Peter Pan take a job at the bakery? He was looking for the recipe to Never-ending cookies!

Why did Peter Pan get in trouble in music class? He never played by the rules!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite game? Never-ending Monopoly!

What does Peter Pan eat for breakfast? Lost Eggs!

What did Peter Pan say to the pizza chef? “Make it a Never-ending pizza!”

Why did Peter Pan become a physicist? He wanted to understand the concept of infinity!

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