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Peter Pan jokes in 2025

Why doesn’t Peter Pan play cards? Because he’s afraid of the Hook!

Why did Peter Pan make a terrible DJ? He always lost track of time!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite exercise? The one that never ends!

Why did Peter Pan refuse to do chores? He said they would make him grow up!

Why did Peter Pan take a job at the bakery? He was looking for the recipe to Never-ending cookies!

Why did Peter Pan get in trouble in music class? He never played by the rules!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite game? Never-ending Monopoly!

What does Peter Pan eat for breakfast? Lost Eggs!

What did Peter Pan say to the pizza chef? “Make it a Never-ending pizza!”

Why did Peter Pan become a physicist? He wanted to understand the concept of infinity!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite drink? Never-ending coffee!

Why was Peter Pan always bad at finishing books? Because he hates endings!

What does Peter Pan like to read? Never-ending stories!

Why did Peter Pan become a boxer? He wanted to knock out the idea of growing up!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever catch a cold? Because he neverlands!

Why does Peter Pan always carry an umbrella? He likes to fly high, even in the rain!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite animal? The one that never grows old!

Why does Peter Pan never give up? Because he always flies to the rescue!

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