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Peter Pan jokes in 2025

Why doesn’t Peter Pan like alarms? They remind him of ticking crocodiles!

Why did Peter Pan refuse to do yoga? He said it made him feel too grounded!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of math? Anything but calculating age!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite drink at the bar? The Neverland Cocktail!

Why did Peter Pan take Tinkerbell to the dance? Because she lightened up his night!

Why does Peter Pan always win at games? Because he never plays fair!

Why did Peter Pan go to culinary school? He was looking for the secret to Neverland cuisine!

Why did Peter Pan become a librarian? He wanted to ensure the stories never end!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite dance move? The Never-land Shuffle!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan play video games? He’s afraid he’ll get hooked!

Why did Peter Pan go to the opera? He wanted to hear the never-ending high notes!

What did Peter Pan say to Wendy at the dance party? You really know how to Hook the crowd!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of clock? One without hands!

What’s Peter Pan’s least favorite season? Fall, because it means landing!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan wear glasses? Because they make him look too grown up!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite type of movie? Ones with a never-ending plot!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of cake? The one that never gets eaten!

Why did Peter Pan flunk at school? Because he never grows up, so he never graduates!

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