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Peter Pan jokes in 2025

What does Peter Pan eat for breakfast? Lost Eggs!

What did Peter Pan say to the pizza chef? “Make it a Never-ending pizza!”

Why did Peter Pan become a physicist? He wanted to understand the concept of infinity!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite drink? Never-ending coffee!

Why was Peter Pan always bad at finishing books? Because he hates endings!

What does Peter Pan like to read? Never-ending stories!

Why did Peter Pan become a boxer? He wanted to knock out the idea of growing up!

Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever catch a cold? Because he neverlands!

Why does Peter Pan always carry an umbrella? He likes to fly high, even in the rain!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite animal? The one that never grows old!

Why does Peter Pan never give up? Because he always flies to the rescue!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of pasta? Never-ending spaghetti!

Why is Peter Pan a great detective? Because he never overlooks anything!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite type of tree? The one that never loses its leaves!

Why is Peter Pan always flying around? Because he Neverlands!

Why was Peter Pan a lousy gardener? He never let plants grow up!

Why did Peter Pan become a stand-up comedian? Because he loves never-ending laughter!

What is Peter Pan’s favorite music? Anything but the ticking of a clock!

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