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Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑‍🔬☣ in 2025

What is the chemical formula for sea water?
– CH2O.

Call me the 7th noble gas.
– Cuz I’m Og.

(yay for the completion of the 7th row of the periodic table!)

The child wanted to go to the amusement park at midnight. His father arranged a bunch of iron in a circle and called out: “Here’s a Ferrous Wheel.”

Why can’t I buy occasional chairs and periodic tables in the same store?

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
– Febreeze!

What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
– “Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!

What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period
– You get your palm red for free

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