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Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑‍🔬☣ in 2025

What does Mr Krabs have to do with the periodic table?
– Agagagagagagag

When the King heard that the prisoner escaped he told the guards to Cesium.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
– A-mean-o Acid.

What did one titration say to the other?
– “Let’s meet at the endpoint.”

What’s a pirates favorite element on the periodic table?
– Gold. What the hell would they need argon for?

He was kind enough to help the old lady cross the road. Truly, he is a good Samarium.

I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen but NaH.

What does a good doctor do for his patients?
– Helium.

I would tell a joke about the periodic table.
– But sadly all the good ones argon.

If you find any dead elements around, you need to Barium.

Are you hydrogen?
– Why? Because I can’t live without you.

What’s Iron Man’s favorite amusement park ride?
– The ferrous wheel.

I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all of the good ones argon.

Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest?
– Antimony. ^I’m ^so ^sorry…

Oxygen and Potassium had a date last week. It was OK!

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Come on guys, these chemistry jokes are getting a bit boron.

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