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Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑‍🔬☣ in 2024

What’s Iron Man’s favorite amusement park ride?
– The ferrous wheel.

I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all of the good ones argon.

Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest?
– Antimony. ^I’m ^so ^sorry…

Oxygen and Potassium had a date last week. It was OK!

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Come on guys, these chemistry jokes are getting a bit boron.

What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
– “Breaking up is hard to do.”

God is talking to one of his angels and says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?” The angel says, “Yes, but what will you do now?”
– God says, “I think I’ll call it a day.”

The stupid clown was thrown in jail because he was a Silicon (Silly con).

An atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says “Who are you and what do you want?”
– The atom replies “The name’s Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared.”

What’s the best formula for breakfast?
– Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen! (BaCoN)

There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc…
… because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.

When the elements saw a theft happening, they reported the crime to Copper.

Are you 11 protons?
– Because you are sodium fine!

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
– It was a polar bear.

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

A world renowned chemist dies.
– A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask “Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket?
To which she replies
“No, just Barium”

Oxygen tried to bond with Sodium over a 2Na sandwich.

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