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Penguin Jokes 🐧 in 2025

Santa thinks I’m naughty. Penguins think I’m nice.
-I think I’m bipolar.

What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
-(Iceberg lettuce!)

What do you give to a penguin that’s ill?
-Some medical tweetment.

What do you give to a thirsty tree?
-Lemon-aid.

How does a penguin build its house?
-(Igloos it together!)

What do penguins drink in the summer?
-Iced tea!

A penguin asked his father how roads multiply
-“They fork”

How do you get in touch with a penguin?
-Give him a wing.

Why don’t penguins know how to fly?
-They aren’t tall enough to be pilots.

I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse
-I dont get why I’m not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes michael jackson.

What do penguins have for lunch?
-Icebergers!)

What do penguins eat for lunch?
– Ice-burgers.

Who is a penguin’s favourite pop star?
-Seal.

How do penguins drink?
-(Out of beak-ers!)

What is a penguin’s favourite film?
– Frozen.

I have written a book on Penguins
-In hindsight, paper would have been better.

Where do penguins keep their money?
-In a snow bank, of course!

Which side of the penguin has the most feathers?
-The outside.

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