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Penguin Jokes 🐧 in 2025

A penguin runs into a bar…
-Breathless with panic he catches the barman’s attention and says- “ excuse me sir but my brother has went missing, have you seen him?” To which the barman replies “what does he look like?”

Where did Noah put the penguins on the ark?
-In the arctic section.

Why are penguins so good at using the internet?
-Because they have web feet!

How do Penguins finish a race?
-They Pengwin.

What do a group of penguins do to help them make a difficult decision?
-Flipper coin.

What is black white, black white, black white and white black?
– A penguin rolling down a hill!

Santa thinks I’m naughty. Penguins think I’m nice.
-I think I’m bipolar.

What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
-(Iceberg lettuce!)

What do you give to a penguin that’s ill?
-Some medical tweetment.

What do you give to a thirsty tree?
-Lemon-aid.

How does a penguin build its house?
-(Igloos it together!)

What do penguins drink in the summer?
-Iced tea!

A penguin asked his father how roads multiply
-“They fork”

How do you get in touch with a penguin?
-Give him a wing.

Why don’t penguins know how to fly?
-They aren’t tall enough to be pilots.

I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse
-I dont get why I’m not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes michael jackson.

What do penguins have for lunch?
-Icebergers!)

What do penguins eat for lunch?
– Ice-burgers.

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