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Penguin Jokes 🐧 in 2025

What are tho oldest animals?
-Zebras and Penguins, since they’re in black and white.

Where does a penguin keep its money?
-(In a snow bank!)

What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?
-It goes to a re-tail store.

Why can’t penguins fly?
-Because they can’t afford the plane ticket.

A penguin walks into an airport…
-A TSA officer stops him and says “Penguins can’t fly.”

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
-(A penguin rolling down a hill!)

How did the penguin pass his driving test?
-They winged it..

An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar
– It’s at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.

What do you call a happy penguin?
-A Pen-Grin!

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together.

Why do Canadians not play club penguin
-Because they club seals

Why did the penguin cross the road?
-(To go with the floe!)

What do you call a cold penguin?
– A Birrr-d.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
-Lost.

What’s the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
-White penguins are walking towards you and black ones are walking away.

Why are penguins good race drivers?
– (Because they’re always in the pole position!)

Why do penguins wear glasses?
-To help their ice-sight.

Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion?
– Because it was a Wayne-y day.

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