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Peanut jokes 🥜 in 2025

How do you make a peanut laugh? You tickle its shell.

What do you call a peanut that’s always grumpy? A “grumpy-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel wealthy? You give it a “nutty” bank account.

What do you call a peanut that’s always sneezing? A “pepper-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel musical? You give it a “nutty” song to sing.

Why did the peanut go to the gym? It wanted to get “nutty” fit.

What do you call a peanut that’s always worried? A “fearful” peanut.

Why did the peanut go on a date with a cashew? They had great “nut-tual” interests.

Why did the peanut go to the aquarium? It wanted to see the “nutty” sea creatures.

How do you make a peanut feel happy? You give it a “nutty” smile.

Why did the peanut become a chef? It wanted to “peanut” some recipes.

What do you call a peanut that’s always on the phone? A “ringing” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel adventurous? You take it on a “nutty” hike.

What do you call a peanut that’s always traveling? A “globe-trotting” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel loved? You give it a “nutty” embrace.

What do you call a peanut that’s always late? A “tardy” peanut.

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