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Peanut jokes 🥜 in 2024

Why did the peanut go to the doctor? It was feeling “nutty.”

How do you make a peanut feel comfortable? You give it a “nutty” pillow.

Why did the peanut become a racecar driver? It loved the “nutty” speed.

How do you make a peanut feel fashionable? You give it a “nutty” designer outfit.

Why did the peanut go to the forest? It wanted to see the other “nutty” trees.

What do you call a peanut that’s always daydreaming? A “sleepy” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel creative? You give it a “nutty” art project.

What do you call a peanut that’s always telling jokes? A “peanut-butter” comedian.

Why did the peanut go to the desert? It wanted to “roast” in the sun.

What do you call a peanut that’s always lost in thought? A “meditative” peanut.

Why did the peanut go to the beach? It wanted to work on its “peanut” tan.

What do you call a peanut that’s always happy? A “smiling” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel important? You give it a “nutty” medal.

Why did the peanut go to the doctor? It had a “nutty” problem.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You tickle its shell.

What do you call a peanut that’s always grumpy? A “grumpy-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel wealthy? You give it a “nutty” bank account.

What do you call a peanut that’s always sneezing? A “pepper-nut.”

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