Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Peanut jokes 🥜 in 2024

What do you call a peanut that’s always forgetting things? A “memory-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel smart? You give it a “nutty” book to read.

Why did the peanut become a poet? It wanted to “peanut” some emotions.

What do you call a peanut that’s always in a hurry? A “fast-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel brave? You take it on a “nutty” rollercoaster ride.

What do you call a peanut that’s always cold? A “frosty” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel successful? You give it a “nutty” business plan.

Why did the peanut go to the zoo? It wanted to see the other “nutty” animals.

What do you call a peanut that’s always sleepy? A “dozing” peanut.

How do you make a peanut feel brave? You take it on a “nutty” adventure.

Why did the peanut become a magician? It wanted to “peanut” off some tricks.

How do you make a peanut feel special? You give it a “nutty” hug.

Why did the peanut become a teacher? It wanted to “peanut” some knowledge.

What do you call a peanut that’s always worried? A “panic-nut.”

How do you make a peanut feel lucky? You give it a “nutty” four-leaf clover.

Why did the peanut become a scientist? It wanted to “crack” some experiments.

What do you call a peanut that’s always happy-go-lucky? A “jolly” peanut.

Why did the peanut get a job as a construction worker? It was good at “peanut-buttering” things together.

Follow us on Facebook