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Peanut Butter jokes in 2025

What did the toast say to the peanut butter? “You complete me!”

Why did the peanut butter get a job at the post office? It was good at spreading mails!

How do you turn peanut butter into gold? Add jelly and turn it into a PB&J!

How does peanut butter propose? “Will you jelly with me for the rest of your life?”

Why was the peanut butter the star of the basketball team? Because of its smooth moves!

What did the peanut butter say to the grape? “Stop wine-ing and jelly with me!”

What do you call a peanut butter that tells good jokes? A smooth talker!

Why did the peanut butter get an award? Because it’s the spread that always delivers!

Why did the peanut butter start a band? It was good at jam sessions!

What did the peanut butter say to the bread? “I’m nuts about you!”

Why was the peanut butter good at poker? Because it had a poker “spread”!

Why did the peanut butter get the leading role in the play? Because it could really spread its emotions!

Why did the peanut butter make a good detective? Because it always sticks to the case!

Why did the peanut butter love the winter? It loved to spread on the snow!

Why don’t peanut butter make good comedians? Because their jokes always stick!

Why did the peanut butter join the marathon? It wanted to go the extra mile!

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