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Peanut Butter jokes in 2025

How does peanut butter say goodbye? “Spread you later!”

Why did the peanut butter become a journalist? It was always spreading the news!

Why was the peanut butter a bad mechanic? It couldn’t help but get into a jam!

Why is peanut butter bad at hide and seek? Because it always sticks out!

How does peanut butter do on school tests? It always sticks to the answers!

What’s peanut butter’s favorite subject? Spread-sheets!

Why was the peanut butter good at math? It always knew how to spread the numbers!

Why was the peanut butter the best on the football team? Because it could always make a spread!

Why don’t peanut butter secrets ever stay secret? Because they always spread!

Why did the peanut butter get a job at the bakery? Because it kneaded the dough!

Why is peanut butter like a bad joke? Because it can be cheesy but still sticks with you!

Why did the peanut butter join the orchestra? It wanted to play the “jam” sessions!

Why is peanut butter never lonely? Because it’s always in a jam!

How does a peanut butter confess its love? “I’m nuts about you!”

Why was the peanut butter a good musician? Because it knew how to jam!

Why did the peanut butter join the gym? Because it wanted to work on its “spread”!

Why is peanut butter an introvert? Because it sticks to itself!

Why did the peanut butter go to space? It wanted to spread the universe!

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