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Peanut Butter jokes in 2025

Why did the peanut butter go to jail? It was caught sticking to everything it wasn’t supposed to!

Why did the peanut butter start a blog? Because it wanted to spread its thoughts!

Why was the peanut butter the life of the party? Because it knew how to spread the fun!

Why did the peanut butter go to therapy? It was feeling spread too thin!

Why did the peanut butter make a good teacher? It knew how to spread knowledge!

How does peanut butter say goodbye? “Spread you later!”

Why did the peanut butter become a journalist? It was always spreading the news!

Why was the peanut butter a bad mechanic? It couldn’t help but get into a jam!

Why is peanut butter bad at hide and seek? Because it always sticks out!

How does peanut butter do on school tests? It always sticks to the answers!

What’s peanut butter’s favorite subject? Spread-sheets!

Why was the peanut butter good at math? It always knew how to spread the numbers!

Why was the peanut butter the best on the football team? Because it could always make a spread!

Why don’t peanut butter secrets ever stay secret? Because they always spread!

Why did the peanut butter get a job at the bakery? Because it kneaded the dough!

Why is peanut butter like a bad joke? Because it can be cheesy but still sticks with you!

Why did the peanut butter join the orchestra? It wanted to play the “jam” sessions!

Why is peanut butter never lonely? Because it’s always in a jam!

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