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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2025

What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?
-Ravi-lonely!

Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?
-Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian?
-I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?
– Now he’s a pizza history!

Pasta is long and stringy. Rice is short and stubby.
-Orzo you think

What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
-Spaghetti wrapped around a fork!

Went to a party and saw people giving each other bits of ravioli.
-Apparently they were playing pasta

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta.
-Im feeling canneloni right now

I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help.
-She took the words right out of my mouth.

What do Italians say about pasta?
-Every penne counts!

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