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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2025

What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?
-Aldente’s Inferno!

My sister bet me 15$ that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
-You should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle.
-It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.

Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta?
-He got in a crash and now his car’s al dente!

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?
-An impasta.

What do you call it when Jesus throws his Pasta at the door?
-Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door

What did the mummy pasta say to the baby pasta?
-It’s pasta your bedtime!

How small is the smallest type of pasta?
– It’s about a centimeter orzo!

I’m 3’6”, which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf.
-Then suddenly the penne dropped.

Waiter-what do you want sir?
-Me-(licking lips) pasta will be good.
Waiter-stop licking my lips sir

Why couldn’t the Italian pasta get into his house?
-Because he had gnocchi!

I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl
-He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

Where does pasta go to dance?
-The meatball!

A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta.
– It’s labranoodle!

What do you call pasta with a cold?
-Macaroni and sneeze
Was told to me by my 3 year old

How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?
-He came home from work with gnocchi.

Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pasta?
-Because be was too square!

What’s the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?
– One is a weird al dente, and the other is a “Weird Al” detente.

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