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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2025

How much water should you use when you make pasta?
-About a cup orzo!

If I waited too long to eat my ravioli
– would I be pro-pasta-anting?

What’s Sheldon Cooper’s favorite type of pasta?
-*knock knock knock* Penne
*knock knock knock* Penne
*knock knock knock* Penne

Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?
-Because he wasn’t stroganoff!

was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction -or Gravelly Hill Interchange if you prefer
-I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Due to the coronavirus, there has been a shortage of pasta in shops.
-The government is urging the public not to panic buy based on the actions of a fusilli individuals.

What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?
-Aldente’s Inferno!

I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta
-It’s called macaroni and sneeze

My sister bet me 15$ that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
-You should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle.
-It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.

Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta?
-He got in a crash and now his car’s al dente!

What do you call it when Jesus throws his Pasta at the door?
-Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door

What did the mummy pasta say to the baby pasta?
-It’s pasta your bedtime!

How small is the smallest type of pasta?
– It’s about a centimeter orzo!

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?
-An impasta.

Waiter-what do you want sir?
-Me-(licking lips) pasta will be good.
Waiter-stop licking my lips sir

Why couldn’t the Italian pasta get into his house?
-Because he had gnocchi!

I’m 3’6”, which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf.
-Then suddenly the penne dropped.

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