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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2025

A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta.
– It’s labranoodle!

What do you call pasta with a cold?
-Macaroni and sneeze
Was told to me by my 3 year old

How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?
-He came home from work with gnocchi.

Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pasta?
-Because be was too square!

What’s the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?
– One is a weird al dente, and the other is a “Weird Al” detente.

Did you hear the pasta makers in Italy revolted?
-It was a ravioli-tion

COVID-19 jokes are like pasta:
-They’re inspired by the italians, come in many forms, and redditors don’t know how to make them from scratch.

What kind of dish does an impasta make?
-Faked ziti!

Which pasta is constantly locked out?
-Gnocchi!

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?
-Pasta la vista!

Did you hear that Kate ate three bowls of spaghetti?
-No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!

What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?
-Ravi-lonely.

Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
-It was a bowlin’ ace.

What kind of pasta do ghosts like to eat?
-Fettuccini afraido!

Why couldn’t the pasta maker get into his apartment?
-Because he had gnocchi.

What’s a dog’s favourite type of pasta?
-Wagliataile

Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta
-All because of a fusilli people

What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?
-The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!

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