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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2025

What’s the funniest kind of pasta?
-Chortle-ini!

Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
– Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim

I’ve just been made redundant from my job in a pasta making factory!!!!
-All I did was make a fusilli mistakes!

What do you call a fastidious Italian pasta maker?
-Rigour Tony

What did the ravioli play at his birthday party?
-Pasta parcel!

I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday
-It was an all-round solid meal

Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce?
-He wasn’t stroganoff!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sid
Sid who?
Sid down, it’s time to eat our pasta!

What do you call pasta that lives in the hood?
-Spaghetto

Did you guys hear about the italian cook ?
-He pasta-way

What did the spaghetti say to the penne when they were walking too slow?
-Go pasta!

I don’t know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
-You can say I’m agnocchic.

Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?
-It’s y’all dente

What do you call pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?
– Futura!

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
-Then the Penne dropped

What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?
-Mushroom and ghost cheese!

Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto
-is like mixing matter and anti-matter.

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test
-Turns out she’s Prego

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