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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2025

I’m writing an Italian opera about pasta. Hopefully it’s successful.
-Otherwise I might have to rigatoni.

I don’t know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
-You can say I’m agnocchic.

Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?
-It’s y’all dente

What do you call pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?
– Futura!

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
-Then the Penne dropped

What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?
-Mushroom and ghost cheese!

Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto
-is like mixing matter and anti-matter.

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test
-Turns out she’s Prego

Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?
-It’s called Pasta Way.

What did the pasta say to the tomato?
-Don’t get saucy with me!

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
-Until I rode pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta!

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta.
-It was worth every Penne.

My friend promised to hide the cell key in my final meal, a plate of pasta.
-But when I looked, there was gnocchi.

What do you call a sick pasta?
-Mac n’ sneeze!

Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory?
-The chap who’s filling cannelloni.

I’m starting a new pasta cult
-May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.

Why are people buying out all the pasta/macaroni products?
-Because when you are in lockdown.. A nice bowl can pasta time quicker

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