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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

Whatโ€™s a Chinese bearโ€™s favorite organ of the body?
– The panda-creas.

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– โ€œThat bears repeating.โ€

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

That panda walks on his own a lot.
– She’s very inde-panda-nt!

How does a panda rob a restaurant?
– Eats chutes and leaves

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
– They always wear a pandana.

The panda lost his dinner.
– He was totally bamboozled.

Why are pandas always scared?
– Because of the bamBOO

Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
– To spell it, all you need is P and A.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– โ€œDid I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!โ€

One panda bear said to the other, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

Why is a panda the opposite of a redneck?
– Because heโ€™s a vegetarian and refuses to breed.

What is a panda bearโ€™s favorite breakfast?
– Panda-cakes.

Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
– You just need P and A.

A large group of sick pandas?
– Don’t you mean a panda-mic?

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