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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

The panda lost his dinner.
– He was totally bamboozled.

Why are pandas always scared?
– Because of the bamBOO

Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
– To spell it, all you need is P and A.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– โ€œDid I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!โ€

One panda bear said to the other, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

Why is a panda the opposite of a redneck?
– Because heโ€™s a vegetarian and refuses to breed.

What is a panda bearโ€™s favorite breakfast?
– Panda-cakes.

Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
– You just need P and A.

A large group of sick pandas?
– Don’t you mean a panda-mic?

Pandas are to Bears what Vegans are to Humans
– Adorably unfit to survive

Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
– It was Panda-monium.

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

Whatโ€™s a panda bearโ€™s favorite after-school activity?
– Cub Scouts!

What common enemy do the Hulk and Kung Fu Panda share?
– >!stairs!<

What does the ghost of a panda bear eat?
– Bambooooo.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes up and down?
– A panda whoโ€™s stuck in a lift.

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