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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

“Two steaks please”, I asked the writer. “Rare for me, medium rare for my friend.”
– He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

What do you call a panda whoโ€™s lost his dinner?
– Bamboozled.

What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
– A bear-faced lyre.

What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?
– โ€œDonโ€™t worry; itโ€™s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.โ€

What’s a panda’s favorite cooking utensil?
– A pan.. duh??

How do you confuse a panda?
– You bamboo-zle it.

Whatโ€™s black and white with red spots?
– A panda with the measles.

Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.
– As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, โ€œIโ€™ve never met herbivore!โ€

Did you hear about the party that the bears threw last night?
– It was panda-monium!

I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse
– I dont get why I’m not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes michael jackson.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Because theyโ€™re in black and white.

What does a panda use to cook?
– A pan, duh!

Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
– Fur protection.

You only need two letters to spell panda.
– P, and, A.

Why canโ€™t pandas be racist?
– Theyโ€™re white, black, and asian

Whatโ€™s black and white and very noisy?
– A panda with a set of drums.

How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?
– By shouting bam-BOO!

How do pandas get to hospital?
– In the bamboolance.

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