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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

What do they say about the panda who walks on her own a lot?
– That sheโ€™s very inde-panda-nt!

I got fired from my Job at Panda Express for forwarding pictures of bad stir fry.
– My boss said I should have labeled them Not Safe For Wok

What do you give a panda when it is sick?
– Pandadol.

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
– โ€œGive me a second to get my bearings!โ€

The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1,000 miles.

The panda bears rioted in the streets of Beijing today . . .
– It was pandamonium!!!

Whatโ€™s black and white and as hard as a rock?
– A panda thatโ€™s fallen in cement.

Why are pandas endangered?
– Bamboo shoots.

What do you call a male panda?
– Amanda!

What do you get when you cross a Leopoard with a Panda?
– Fired from the zoo

Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
– Seems it’s a story, that bear’s repeating.

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
– A panda rolling down a hill.

What is black, white, and blue?
– A sad panda.

One panda asked another if they were friends.
– Just bearly, he answered.

What doea a panda call a jumpscare?
– bamBOO

What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
– Panda-cakes!

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s favorite thing to draw?
– A self pawtrait!

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