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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
– About one thousand miles.

Two pandas got into a fight.
– They’ve both got bambooboos!

Pandas
– What does it sound like when Pandas make love?
– Panda-moanium.

Whatโ€™s black and white and stands in the corner?
– A naughty panda.

What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
– โ€œThis is un-BEAR-able!โ€

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear!

If you’ve ever wondered how pandas cook their dinner,
– they use a pan. Duhhh.

How many letters do you need to spell ‘Panda’?
– Just Two.

Whatโ€™s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
– A panda on roller skates.

What color socks do bears wear?
– They donโ€™t wear socks; they have bear feet!

You donโ€™t think these panda bear puns are funny?
– Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!

6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?
– BAMBOOM!

What do you call a male panda?
– Amanda!

*^((I know it’s not saying much, but this is OC!))*

Why did the pandaโ€™s joke suck?
– It was unbearable.

Why are pandas considered so lazy?
– They only do the bear minimum.

That panda has a special nickname for his girlfriend.
– He calls her his bam-boo!

“Two steaks please”, I asked the writer. “Rare for me, medium rare for my friend.”
– He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

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