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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
– It was pandamonium out there!

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because theyโ€™d look silly in denim jackets.

What is black and white and striped?
– A panda in pajamas.

Pandas find it absolutely unbearable
– when they’re forced to move from their natural habitat.

If a local Panda Express was infected by COVID-19…
– It would be known as “Pandemic Express”

Whatโ€™s a Chinese bearโ€™s favorite organ of the body?
– The panda-creas.

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– โ€œThat bears repeating.โ€

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

That panda walks on his own a lot.
– She’s very inde-panda-nt!

How does a panda rob a restaurant?
– Eats chutes and leaves

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
– They always wear a pandana.

The panda lost his dinner.
– He was totally bamboozled.

Why are pandas always scared?
– Because of the bamBOO

Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
– To spell it, all you need is P and A.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– โ€œDid I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!โ€

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