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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

Pandas are to Bears what Vegans are to Humans
– Adorably unfit to survive

Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
– It was Panda-monium.

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
– A panda-emic.

Whatโ€™s a panda bearโ€™s favorite after-school activity?
– Cub Scouts!

What common enemy do the Hulk and Kung Fu Panda share?
– >!stairs!<

What does the ghost of a panda bear eat?
– Bambooooo.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes up and down?
– A panda whoโ€™s stuck in a lift.

How did the panda lose his dinner?
– He was โ€œbamboozledโ€!

Knock, knock.
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Ima.
– Ima who?
– Iโ€™m a panda!

I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day today!

To spell Panda, all you need is
– P and A

What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when theyโ€™re robbing banks?
– Pandanas!

How do pandas get to the hospital?
– In the bamboo-lance.

Whoโ€™s a panda bearโ€™s favorite poet?
– William Shakesbeare.

What do you call a confused panda?
– Bamboozled

What do priests and pandas have in common?
– Theyโ€™re black and white and shouldnโ€™t be allowed within armโ€™s reach of your children

Whatโ€™s black and white, and has four legs and a trunk?
– Two pandas on holiday.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
– About one thousand miles.

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