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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

To spell Panda, all you need is
– P and A

What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when theyโ€™re robbing banks?
– Pandanas!

How do pandas get to the hospital?
– In the bamboo-lance.

Whoโ€™s a panda bearโ€™s favorite poet?
– William Shakesbeare.

What do you call a confused panda?
– Bamboozled

What do priests and pandas have in common?
– Theyโ€™re black and white and shouldnโ€™t be allowed within armโ€™s reach of your children

Whatโ€™s black and white, and has four legs and a trunk?
– Two pandas on holiday.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
– About one thousand miles.

Two pandas got into a fight.
– They’ve both got bambooboos!

Why do pandas make awful boyfriends?
– Because he only eats shoots and leaves.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
– โ€œThis is un-BEAR-able!โ€

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear!

If you’ve ever wondered how pandas cook their dinner,
– they use a pan. Duhhh.

Pandas
– What does it sound like when Pandas make love?
– Panda-moanium.

Whatโ€™s black and white and stands in the corner?
– A naughty panda.

What color socks do bears wear?
– They donโ€™t wear socks; they have bear feet!

You donโ€™t think these panda bear puns are funny?
– Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!

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